yea i have a fuckin question for bill nye………why i am i so alone in the night times
- ideal winter date: you throw snowballs towards me. i punch all of them out of the air. it looks pretty cool and you're impressed
- Quentin Tarantino: I'm making another movie
- Guy who makes fake blood for a living: *rubs hands together*
what
I swear this is the best shit ever
I.. don’t know how to feel ‘bout this.
moms are so temperamental you say one thing like “have you seen my hoodie” and theyre like your HOODIE??? YOUR HOODIE???? DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY THINGS I HAVE TO DO EVERY DAY AND YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO KEEP TRACK OF YOUR HOODIE? NOBODY HELPS ME IN THIS HOUSE I DO EVERYTHING BY MYSELF AND NOBODY ASKS HOW I AM YOUR FATHER IS AN ALCOHOLIC
My junior year I would sleep in precalc everyday and then one day I came home and these pictures were on facebook.
2015 - Here are some gifs of Donald Trump being attacked by a bald eagle named Uncle Sam, literally the least patriotic thing that can happen to an American. [video]
I think it’s hilarious when people tell me I’m laid back because I’ve pretty much been screaming nonstop in my head since like fifth grade